Ek Baar Pakistani Cricket
Woman Team Aur Mens Team
Ek Sath Dressing Room Me
Aaram kar Rahi Thi Coach :
“Batao Sab Se Zyada Dard Kab Hota Hai?”
Ek Ladki Uthi Aur Boli.
Ladki: “Ji Sir, Delivery Ke
Waqt”
Piche Se Sohaib Maqsood Khada
Hua Aur Bola. Maqsood: “Sir, Isse Kuch Nahi
Pata, iski Gottiyo Pe Kabi Ball
Nahi Laga“
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Who was the 1st indian cricketer
to Become captain in his 1st match,
score century in the same match &
hit a 6 of the last ball 2 defeat
England?
.
.
Socho
.
.
Nai pata?
.
.
Mai batau??
.
.AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN..:D
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Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya..
Banta: Kitne Run Banaye?
Santa: Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya.
Banta: Shit Yaar so close!
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In A Cricket Ground..
Security :
Cricket Match Is Over Now
Why R U Stil Sitting?
Santa:
Oye…Yaar..
I Am Waitin For Highlights!
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2 pagal cricket match dekh rahe the,,
.
.
Virat ne six mara
Pehla pagal: "wah kya goal kiya hai,,
.
.
Dusra: "bewakoof Goal is me nahi cricket me hota hai
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China cricket kyu nhi khelta??
..
.
.
.Kyu kTechnical problem hai.
Sab k face 1 jaise hote haijo out ho jayewoh muh dho k phir se a khel sakta hai.
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Breaking News:
Rahul to Retire.
BJP President: Wow, it's time to celebrate.
Secretary: Sir, it's Rahul Dravid retiring from Test Cricket and not Rahul Gandhi from politics.
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Pathan was watchin a Cricket match with a bomb placed on the TV.
Wife: Why hav u kept this bomb?
Pathan: If they loose today, I'll blow the entire team.
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In India, Actors are playing Cricket;
Cricketers are playing Politics;
Politicians are watching P@rn;
And P@rn Stars are becoming Actors
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1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k shokeeeen!
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RULE OF GULLY CRICKET-
1. One tip out
2. Ghar me ball gayi to out,jo marega vo lekar
aayega.
3. Common dono taraf se batting karega ,BUT YR
FIELDING B KARNI PADEGI. 4. Try catch out tha.
5. Spin daal fast ni ho rhi h.
6. No ball aur wide k run nhi h.
7.Ball khone par paise dene padenge
Amazing yr.
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Limit Of Smartness: In A Cricket Match,
1 Beautiful Girl Made Indian Flag On Her Cheeks.
A Smart Boy Came And Kissed Her Cheeks & Said,
"I Love My India!"
1 Beautiful Girl Made Indian Flag On Her Cheeks.
A Smart Boy Came And Kissed Her Cheeks & Said,
"I Love My India!"
babaji ka thullu......Mila.......!!!!!!
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