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Kisi Ka Hath Tham Ke Chodna
Nahi, Wada Kisi Se Kar Ke
Todna Nahi, Koi Agar
Tod De Dil Apka, To Bina
Hath Pair Tode Chodna Nahi.

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Sitam Dhane Ki Hadh Hoti Hai,
Pass Na Aane Ki Bhi
Hadh Hoti Hai, Ruth Jane
Ki Bhi Hadh Hoti Hai,
Ek Sms Kar De Jalim Paise
Bachane Ki Bhi Hadh Hoti Hai.

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Kahi Andhera Kahi Sham Hogi, Meri
Har Khushi Tumhare Nam Hogi, Ek
Bar Kuch Mang Ke To Dekho, Bjli,
Pani, Telefon Ka Bill Or Karz Me
Dubi Har Proprty Tumhare Nam Hogi!

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Sorry..! Kuch Din Se Msg Nahi
Kar Saka, Jail Me Tha, Murder
Case Me, Maine Ek Ladki
Ko Dekh Kar Smile Kar Diya.
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Khushi Se Hi Mar Gayi Pagali.?

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Dill Ki Baat Dill Me Maat Rakhana,
Jo Pasand Ho Use I Love You
Kahana, Agar Wo Gusse Me Aa Jaye
To Darana Maat, Rakhi Nikalana Aur
Kahana Pyari Bahana Milati Rahana.

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Pyaar Vyaar To Ek Bahana Hai, Dil
Mile Na Mile Lips Ko Milana Hai, Ye
Style Hai Sab Ashiqon Ka, Kya
Kahe Doston Ye Dilip Kumar Ka Nahi
Emraan Hashmi Ka Zamana Hai!

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Aaj Main Beemar Hu Jism Toot Raha
Hai, Aur Hatho Se Takat Nikalti
Jaa Rahi Hai, Kuch Samaj Nahi
Aa Raha Kya Karu Chal Ab
Natak Chhor Aur Jaldi Se Sms Kar.

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Hum Pagal Aapke Picche, Aap Pagal
Kisi Aur Ke Picche, Koi
Aur Pagal Humare Picche,
Wo Bhi Pagal Kisi Aur Ke
Picche, Saare Pagal Aage Picche.

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Kya Kare In Pyare Pyare Dosto
Ka Jo Dheere Dheere Hume Bhula
Rahe Hain Kabhi Kiya Karte The
Dhero Msg Aaj Ek Ek Paisa Apni
Shaadi Ke Liye Bacha Rahe Hai.

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