New Rajnikanth Funny Whatsapp Status And Jokes Collection SMS

Recently china airports were
closed due to heavy fog ........
Later
it was discovered that
Rajanikanth was smoking in
India!

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Once rAjnikAnt apPeared in Exam of CSS
gUess wht happnd.??
failed.!!
.
beta ye CSS h
rajni ho ya gajni,sabki h bajni

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Rajnikant’s balance in mobile.
Rs. 99999999999….
Validity. 32/13/2000010
When we call his no..
We can hear one sound:”Aap jis airtel/docomo/ vodafone/ aircel/ idea/ bsnl/tata/­ -reliance,uninor no..
Pe call kar rahe
hai vo mobile abhi GALAXY se bahar hai..
..
Ummeed karte hai 1-2 sec. me EARTH
pahunch jayega…:p :O ;) :D
..
Yanna rascala Mind it..;)=))
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रजनीकांत (एयरलाइंस वालों से): दिल्ली से चेन्नई की फ्लाइट कितने बजे आएगी?

एयरलाइंस वाले: एक घंटे में सर.

रजनीकांत: इससे तो अच्छा है मैं पैदल ही चला जाऊं.
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Ek BAR 1 judge ne
RAJNIKANT ko crime
karte hue dekh liya
.
.

.
toh kya?
tabse Kaanon andha ho gaya
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Rajinikant got 150 questions in
exam paper asking - "Solve any 100
questions"
He solved all 150 and wrote, "
Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"....
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