Modi-Rajnikant-Obama-kejriwal Funny Whatsapp Jokes sms In Hindi

Narendra Modi’s mobile was ringing..
He picked the call..
Namo: Hello Rajnikant, kaise ho..!
Rajnikant shocked
Rajni: tumko kaise pata chala ki me Rajnikant hu? Mera number to TRUE CALLER walo ko bhi nahi pata aur mera number kisi k mobile me display bhi nahi hota..
Namo: Aise hi thoda PM bana hu.. muje itni to akal hai k switched off mobile pe sirf tumhara hi phone lag sakta hai..
RajniKant shocked modi rocks!!
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Obama- Why did you called me on dry day??
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Modi-  remember,  you called me in navaratri…
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Rashtrapati bhawan mein party shuru hui..
Waiter: sir, kya loge?
Advani: Leni to Shapath thi…..
par chalo tum Jal-Jeera hi de do.
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Ek lesson us galti se jo kejriwal ne ki aur modi ne nahi,
kabhi bhi jab tak agli job na mile,
current job se resign nahi karna chahiye!
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Modi to Nittish: How many seats you got?
Nitish: 2 seats.
Modi: I also got 2 seats. One from vadodara and one from varanasi. What are you going to do next?
Nitish: Resign as CM of my state.
Modi: Me too. Lol.
Nitish: phone rakh tu sa*le.
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Abhi parents ko sochna padega ki..
baccheko chai ki dukan pe bhejke modi banana hai ya..
IIT me bhejke kejriwal.
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Manmohan ne phone kar ke Narendra Modi ko mubarakbaad di..
Modi ji ne kha: Bas kar pagle rulayega kya.
Itne saalo me aaj teri aavaj suni hai. 
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Me apna dukh kise sunau?
Ek hi ladki ka no tha,
Wo bhi narendra modi Ki..
Deshbhakti ki bato me aake delet kar diya

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