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Aapko Diwali Mubarak Ho,
Aapki Diwali Mangalmaye Ho..
Kintu Parantu ..I know its 2 early
Bt I have thousands of beauties, hotties and smarties to wish…
So I thougnt to finish AunTies & UncLes 1st
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Amitabh –
mere paas rocket hai,shurli hai,chakri hai,murga bumb hai,anaar hai,
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tumhare paas kya hai?
Shashi kapoor –mere paasmaachis hai!:p
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Apun wishing u a wonderful,
super-duper, zabardast,
xtra-badhiya, xtra special
ekdum mast n dhinchak,
bole to ekdum Jhakaas
“HAPPY DiWALi”
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Mai Apna Mann Sirf
Puja,Archana, Aarti,Shradha, Bhawana Me H Lagana
Chahta Hu
Apke Pados Me Koi
Rehti Ho To Batao
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Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,
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Aapke life mein mithaas ho ‘Cadbury jaise
Rounak ho ‘Asian Paints’ jaise
Mehak ho ‘Axe’ jaise
Tazgi ho ‘Colgate’ jaise
Aur tension-free rahe ‘Huggies’ jaise!
“Happy Diwali”
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hahe pure saal bhale hi padosiyo ko muh na dikhaye,
Par Diwali ke din unke ghar mithayiya khane jarur jaye Happy Deepavali
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Your Eyes Patakha,
Your Lips Rocket,
Your Ears Chakari,
Your Nose Fuljari,
Your Style Anaar,
Your Personality Bomb,
SMS Karo Varna . . .
I’m Coming With Agarbatti.
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Aapke life mein Mithaas ho “Cadbury” Jaisy Rounak ho “Asian Paints” Jaise Mehak ho “Axe” jaise Tazgi ho “Colgate” Jaisy Aur tension-free rahe“Huggies” Jaisy.
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